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oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

This is AWESOME. <3 

(via rihansu00)

vasnormandy asked: Okay, this is the thought process I had on the last one. I want this immortalized (lol) on tumblr: "elizabeth swann was played by keira knightly who played an amidala stand in so maybe amidala" then "gimli, orlando blooms other famous signficant other" then finally EMMA SWAN

Hurray! Good job everyone, consider yourselves hugged. Thanks for playing, it was fun for me! And I know I’m cuckoo and hard to follow (ex: Bruce Wayne could probably replace Jim Kirk if I made the list today) so I appreciate!! 

1. Allison Cameron

2. Anakin Skywalker

3. Soryu Asuka Langley 

4. Carol Danvers

5. Clarice Starling

6. Emma Swan

7. James T. Kirk

8. Kara Thrace

9. Peter Parker

10. Seven of Nine

<3!

    
wonderali asked: Elizabeth Bennet? (trying to figure out if this is a Kiera Knightly spot or a Pirates of the Caribbean spot)

It is not but you are the second one to go for a Keira connection (see next response which does have the answer). Neither PotC nor Keira Knightly is the hint. 

    

oohcarlos:

don’t tell me that

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tony stark was the first

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that treated bruce

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like a proper human being

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and that he was the first

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that didn’t consider the hulk

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a monster.

(Source: anakinsw, via vasnormandy)

vasnormandy asked: Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct to Unimatrix Zero One?

Yes! That brings us to just ONE LEFT:

1. Allison Cameron

2. Anakin Skywalker

3. Soryu Asuka Langley 

4. Carol Danvers

5. Clarice Starling

6. Not Elizabeth Swann

7. James T. Kirk

8. Kara Thrace

9. Peter Parker

10. Seven of Nine

    
wiccabuffy asked: Spock? (The irrelevant one?)

No, but that is the other Trek slot. 

    
taximetercabriolet asked: Wait *did* you know who I meant? I meant that pink-hair girl from Macross who I would swear was a Jenius

Hahahahaha, apparently no, I did not. Mylene IS a Jenius (and the other half of the “Asuka Jenius”). 

If I did 100 characters I could maybe include everybody I consider a favorite.

    

Happy Batman Day!

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

Thomas Wayne

I love Bruce Wayne — not Batman, Bruce Wayne. I’ve been told many times by many Bat-fans that Batman is the “real” Bruce and “Bruce Wayne” is the mask. I disagree. The whiny playboy who burns down his birthday party, okay, that “Bruce Wayne” is a mask. But Batman is not the real Bruce. Batman is anothermask. Bruce…. Bruce is…

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Okay, I am going to accept this because I know what you mean ;) I used &#8220;Asuka Jenius&#8221; as my online handle way back when. 
1. Allison Cameron
2. Anakin Skywalker
3. Soryu Asuka Langley 
4. Carol Danvers
5. Clarice Starling
6. Not Elizabeth Swann
7. James T. Kirk
8. Kara Thrace
9. Peter Parker
10. This list is irrelevant

Okay, I am going to accept this because I know what you mean ;) I used “Asuka Jenius” as my online handle way back when. 

1. Allison Cameron

2. Anakin Skywalker

3. Soryu Asuka Langley 

4. Carol Danvers

5. Clarice Starling

6. Not Elizabeth Swann

7. James T. Kirk

8. Kara Thrace

9. Peter Parker

10. This list is irrelevant